WHEN I RAN FOR CONGRESS IN 2000

When I ran for Congress the election was rigged, plain & simple. I obtained 544 votes from my hometown of North Brookfield and  444 votes from West Brookfield. The clowns split up he two other Brookfields so I couldn't capture the votes I deserved. I smelled a rat. The incumbent called my sister 4 times trying to influence me. The Springfield Newspaper invited me to a debate. Sorry Big John! I am an Independent, you know. I garnered 5,157 votes.

Jerks!