BAYER THE WONDER DRUG DOESN'T WORK WONDERS FOR ME!

Doctor Richard B. Johnson pulled up in his spiffy new Chev truck this morning. We did some of my chores and enjoyed a meal at George's Pizzas and Sub. WB. Dick admitted he couldn't do anything for my condition but volunteered his wisdom of Bayer the Wonder Drug. Naturally I'd try anything at this point so I bought a bottle of Bayer Back & Body 500 mg extra strength hoping to get relief. Two tablets and a nap later I find NO RELIEF! Next suggestion my friends!?

ROBERT L. POTVIN

MAN FOR HIRE! DR. R.B. JOHNSON